therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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