butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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