There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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