Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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