Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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