they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize