# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
should my penis look like a turkey
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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