moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I wish i was in the wii world.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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