You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
There's always time for handjobs
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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