There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Congratulations! We have a period
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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