i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
don't judge my taste in strippers
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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