In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Randomize
