if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
they need to just BURY HIM!
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
i believe in u and ur pee
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