but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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