Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
4 words: hood of his car
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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