I want you more than these girls want KFC
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
how does that bad decision feel?
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