he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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