Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
