I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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