This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
bring money and cleavage
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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