i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Help me help you realize you are a moron
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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