omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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