New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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