escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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