I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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