So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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