it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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