That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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