the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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