Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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