Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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