i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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