just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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