My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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