i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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