She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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