just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
