Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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