i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
The feeling are messing with the penis
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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