Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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