so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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