it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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