my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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