the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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