Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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