New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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