I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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