Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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