theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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