Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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