i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
MIDGETS
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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