Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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