okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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