Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He's on the porch naked. Help.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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