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somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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