Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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